The Worst Person on OKCupid

jess-roz:

Shut it down, I’ve found him.

Holy crap. Check out his answers & explanations. 

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I think I finally found him. What a magical moment.

I think I finally found him. What a magical moment.

This man’s profile looked sort of promising, until I went through his questions and came upon this.  Jikes. You must be such a joy to be around.

This man’s profile looked sort of promising, until I went through his questions and came upon this. 

Jikes. You must be such a joy to be around.

He goes on to state how awesome he is, and how he is looking for a woman who isn’t one of those annoying “independent” ones. 

He goes on to state how awesome he is, and how he is looking for a woman who isn’t one of those annoying “independent” ones. 

Of course you weren’t.  View high resolution

Of course you weren’t. 

hell-is-okcupid: Could just be me, but I don’t see anything wrong with that answer. You could argue about the imperfections of the intelligence construct, but still :/ 

hell-is-okcupid:

Could just be me, but I don’t see anything wrong with that answer. You could argue about the imperfections of the intelligence construct, but still :/ 

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Miraculously single.

Miraculously single.

Too homophobic to date someone who doesn’t mind being hugged by a gay friend. #winner

Too homophobic to date someone who doesn’t mind being hugged by a gay friend.

#winner

Yeah, that’s called “rape”. I don’t understand why so many (always men) answer “yes” to that. Deceiving someone into having sex with someone they haven’t chosen to fuck, is wrong.

Yeah, that’s called “rape”. I don’t understand why so many (always men) answer “yes” to that. Deceiving someone into having sex with someone they haven’t chosen to fuck, is wrong.

Dear straight dude on an dating website.

If someone doesn’t reply, they are probably not interested. If you then send another message, that isn’t going to help.

You may feel the need to get the last word in and really rub “their loss” in, but that’s not how it comes off to us. It comes off as if you’re a massive jerk who we don’t want to date.

If someone then goes “well, I guess I wasn’t interested, sorry,” insulting their sense of humor or taste in men isn’t really a great come-back. The only acceptable response is “okay, have a nice day.” Don’t be a douche.